February 2011
27 posts
Steve Jobs(Apple founder) and Bill Gates just...
leilockheart:
(via greenlantan)
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When someone says "I know who likes you"
At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOM WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like:
BITCH, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts...”
– Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook)
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
noonewillhearme:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other...
CLASSIC! i miss these. :( aquaplay, tamagotchi,...
fucknobitchassness:
“And the world is flawed, but these scars will heal.”
– Switchfoot (via quote-book)
“Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”
– Homer Singson (via nobodysjuliet) 